The Lantern

The Birds2

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Euelpides: Good idea! Ho there, within! Slave! slave!

Pisthetaerus: What’s that, friend! You say, “slave,” to summon Epops! It would be much better to shout, “Epops, Epops!”

Euelpides: Well then, Epops! Must I knock again? Epops!

Trochilus: Who’s there? Who calls my master?

Pisthetaerus: Apollo the Deliverer! what an enormous beak!

Trochilus: Good god! they are bird-catchers.

Euelpides: The mere sight of him petrifies me with terror. What a horrible monster.

Trochilus: Woe to you!

Euelpides: But we are not men.

Trochilus: What are you, then?

Euelpides: I am the Fearling, an African bird.

Trochilus: You talk nonsense.

Euelpides: Well, then, just ask it of my feet.

Trochilus: And this other one, what bird is it?

Pisthetaerus: I? I am a Cackling, from the land of the pheasants.

Euelpides: But you yourself, in the name of the gods! what animal are you?

Trochilus: Why, I am a slave-bird.

Euelpides: Why, have you been conquered by a cock?

Trochilus: No, but when my master was turned into a peewit, he begged me to become a bird too, to follow and to serve him.

Euelpides: Does a bird need a servant, then?

Trochilus: ’Tis no doubt because he was a man. At times he wants to eat a dish of loach from Phalerum; I seize my dish and fly to fetch him some. Again he wants some pea-soup; I seize a ladle and a pot and run to get it.

Euelpides: This is, then, truly a running-bird. Come, Trochilus, do us the kindness to call your master.

Trochilus: Why, he has just fallen asleep after a feed of myrtle-berries and a few grubs.

Euelpides: Never mind; wake him up.

Trochilus: I an certain he will be angry. However, I will wake him to please you.