The Lantern

The Birds18

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Pisthetaerus: Yet another pest! What have you come to do? What’s your plan? What’s the purpose of your journey? Why these splendid buskins?

Meton: I want to survey the plains of the air for you and to parcel them into lots.

Pisthetaerus: In the name of the gods, who are you?

Meton: Who am I? Meton, known throughout Greece and at Colonus.

Pisthetaerus: What are these things?

Meton: Tools for measuring the air. In truth, the spaces in the air have precisely the form of a furnace. With this bent ruler I draw a line from top to bottom; from one of its points I describe a circle with the compass. Do you understand?

Pisthetaerus: Not the very least.

Meton: With the straight ruler I set to work to inscribe a square within this circle; in its centre will be the marketplace, into which all the straight streets will lead, converging to this centre like a star, which, although only orbicular, sends forth its rays in a straight line from all sides.

Pisthetaerus: Meton, you new Thales⁠ ⁠…

Meton: What d’you want with me?

Pisthetaerus: I want to give you a proof of my friendship. Use your legs.

Meton: Why, what have I to fear?

Pisthetaerus: ’Tis the same here as in Sparta. Strangers are driven away, and blows rain down as thick as hail.

Meton: Is there sedition in your city?

Pisthetaerus: No, certainly not.

Meton: What’s wrong then?

Pisthetaerus: We are agreed to sweep all quacks and impostors far from our borders.

Meton: Then I’m off.

Pisthetaerus: I fear ’tis too late. The thunder growls already. Beats him.

Meton: Oh, woe! oh, woe!

Pisthetaerus: I warned you. Now, be off, and do your surveying somewhere else. Meton takes to his heels.

An inspector: Where are the Proxeni?

Pisthetaerus: Who is this Sardanapalus?

Inspector: I have been appointed by lot to come to Nephelococcygia as inspector.

Pisthetaerus: An inspector! and who sends you here, you rascal?