Epops: Are you calling me? What do you want of me?
Chorus: Who are they? From what country?
Epops: Strangers, who have come from Greece, the land of the wise.
Chorus: And what fate has led them hither to the land of the birds?
Epops: Their love for you and their wish to share your kind of life; to dwell and remain with you always.
Chorus: Indeed, and what are their plans?
Epops: They are wonderful, incredible, unheard of.
Chorus: Why, do they think to see some advantage that determines them to settle here? Are they hoping with our help to triumph over their foes or to be useful to their friends?
Epops: They speak of benefits so great it is impossible either to describe or conceive them; all shall be yours, all that we see here, there, above and below us; this they vouch for.
Chorus: Are they mad?
Epops: They are the sanest people in the world.
Chorus: Clever men?
Epops: The slyest of foxes, cleverness its very self, men of the world, cunning, the cream of knowing folk.
Chorus: Tell them to speak and speak quickly; why, as I listen to you, I am beside myself with delight.
Epops: Here, you there, take all these weapons and hang them up inside close to the fire, near the figure of the god who presides there and under his protection; as for you, address the birds, tell them why I have gathered them together.
Pisthetaerus: Not I, by Apollo, unless they agree with me as the little ape of an armourer agreed with his wife, not to bite me, nor pull me by the parts, nor shove things up my …
Chorus: You mean the … Puts finger to bottom. Oh! be quite at ease.
Pisthetaerus: No, I mean my eyes.
Chorus: Agreed.
Pisthetaerus: Swear it.
Chorus: I swear it and, if I keep my promise, let judges and spectators give me the victory unanimously.
Pisthetaerus: It is a bargain.
Chorus: And if I break my word, may I succeed by one vote only.
Herald: Hearken, ye people! Hoplites, pick up your weapons and return to your firesides; do not fail to read the decrees of dismissal we have posted.
Chorus: Man is a truly cunning creature, but nevertheless explain. Perhaps you are going to show me some good way to extend my power, some way that I have not had the wit to find out and which you have discovered. Speak! ’tis to your own interest as well as to mine, for if you secure me some advantage, I will surely share it with you. But what object can have induced you to come among us? Speak boldly, for I shall not break the truce—until you have told us all.